Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Sam Fout: character designer, illustrator & animator. Sam has lent his "classic animation" character art to clients as diverse as LucasFilm, Warner Bros, Hanna Barbera, & Coca-Cola. His artwork regularly appears in prominent galleries, and his animation skills can be seen on Adult Swim, The Disney Channel, & Saturday Night Live. Additionally, Sam's wildly popular “Project: Neptoon” characters star in T-shirts, skate decks, vinyl toys and other merchandise retailed worldwide.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
An older couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asked.
She answered, "Because I'm dead."
The husband asked..."What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"
She said, "No, I'm definitely dead..."
He insisted, "You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
This is interesting.
When you get the web site up, click on the state.
Then the next window is a listing of all the cities in that state. Click on your city and there are the speed traps listed.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Universal Healthcare package.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.