Wednesday, August 26, 2009


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McDonalds a Night

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Hard Rock Cafe

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Friday, August 21, 2009

Cake Wrecks

When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Mac OS Help and Tips

Got a Mac and need some help?

Try this...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Sam Fout's Project Neptoon

Sam Fout: character designer, illustrator & animator. Sam has lent his "classic animation" character art to clients as diverse as LucasFilm, Warner Bros, Hanna Barbera, & Coca-Cola. His artwork regularly appears in prominent galleries, and his animation skills can be seen on Adult Swim, The Disney Channel, & Saturday Night Live. Additionally, Sam's wildly popular “Project: Neptoon” characters star in T-shirts, skate decks, vinyl toys and other merchandise retailed worldwide.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Have a Wonderful Day!

Hold your loved ones close, tell them you love them, for if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today!

The Mistakes of Others

Learn from the mistakes of others.

Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

I've tried!!

Making Ends Meet

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.


Experience is a wonderful thing.

It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.


Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Middle Age

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

A Balanced Diet

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Men & Women

Men are from earth.

Women are from earth.

Deal with it.

Some Days

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Your Passport Picture

If you look like your passport picture...

you probably need the trip.

Bills & Cheques

Bills travel through the mail...

at twice the speed of cheques.


Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian.

Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.

If the Shoe Fits

If the shoe fits... buy a pair in every colour.

Dog & Cats

Dogs Have Owners ~ Cats Have Staff

More Then I Can Handle

I always know...

God won't give me more than I can handle

There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

A Photographic Memory

Everyone has a photographic memory.

Some, like me, just don't have any film.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

What Hits the Fan

Whatever hits the fan...

Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.


....If it weren't for STRESS

I'd have no energy at all.

Cooking with Wine

I love cooking with wine.

Sometimes I even put some in the food.

Once You Get Over the Hill


Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.

When I Woke Up This Morning

An older couple is lying in bed one morning.

They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asked.

She answered, "Because I'm dead."

The husband asked..."What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"

She said, "No, I'm definitely dead..."

He insisted, "You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

Dancing Pooh

Speed Traps

This is interesting.

When you get the web site up, click on the state.

Then the next window is a listing of all the cities in that state. Click on your city and there are the speed traps listed.

American Medical Association

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Universal Healthcare package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.