Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Economy is Soooo Bad...

* CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

* Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

* McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

* A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

* The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

* Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

* People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

* Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do
you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

* Motel Six won't leave the light on.

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