* CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
* Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
* McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
* A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
* The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
* Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
* People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
* Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do
you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
* Motel Six won't leave the light on.