Monday, May 31, 2010

You...

You...

... have a GREAT day!

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time



"Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" [PG-13]. Grade B.
(Adjustment for Jake Gyllenhaal, action star: par; character development: -1; Shiek Amar (Alfred Molina): +1; Fight choreography: -1; Lack of quick-witted, singing, blue genies: -1)
Final grade: C+

Clever Ads, pt 4


Mr. Clean


quit smoking aid


Silberman's Fitness Center

Clever Ads, pt 3


karate


FedEx * Kinkos

Lego

Clever Ads, pt 2


Cingular


FHM magazine


Fitness Company

Clever Ads, pt 1


Bic


Adidas


bubble gum

The Losers



"The Losers" [PG-13]. Grade B.
(Adjustment for villain, Max (Jason Patric): -1; wise cracking Jensen (Chris "Human Torch" Evans): +1; double epilogues: par; Originality: -1; Makes me want to read the graphic novel: -1)
Final Grade: C+

Friday, May 28, 2010

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Date Night

2010 2oth Century Fox

"Date Night" [PG-13]: Grade B.
(Adjustment for shirtless Mark Wahlberg: +1; Tina Fey and Steve Carell as a couple: par; Tina and Steve as parents: -1; Funny bits not in the commercial s: -1; Climatic ending: -1).
Final grade: C+.
Bloopers running with the credits: -1.

Friday, May 14, 2010

simply noise


Enjoy auditory zen with this free white noise generator.

http://simplynoise.com/

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Iron Man 2


2010 Paramount Pictures

Grade B (Adjustment for serial installment: +1; Rodey: +1; Talky middle: -1; Black Widow: +1; Nuclear Science: -1). Final grade: B+
Bonus scene after credits: +1

Saturday, May 8, 2010