I'm a Man. I Can Fix That!

22 examples of low-tech solutions to everyday problems saved from the defunct ThereIFixedIt.com

Don’t have a spoon?

Seat belt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

No bottle opener?
I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescent?
I can fix that!

Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

No ice chest?
I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

Satellite signal goes out when it rains?
I can fix that!

Electric stove broken &
can’t heat coffee?
I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

What the HECK!!!

Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

Car can’t be ordered with the
‘Wood Trim’ option?
I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
(Now this is a Good One!)
I can fix that!

No skate park in town?
I can fix that!

And - last but not least - - - -
Out of diapers? I can fix that!