Friday, May 22, 2009

Jokes to Offend Everyone

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.


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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs


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Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.


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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.


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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?

They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'


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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment

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