What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
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