Monday, September 7, 2009

For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything

For those who thought they knew everything,
here's a refresher course...

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.


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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.


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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.


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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.


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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.


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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.


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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.


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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)


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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!


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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man.'


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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!


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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!


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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.


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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.


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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.


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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


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Richard Millhouse Nixon



was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.'

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton


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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts..

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


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Now you know everything!

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